NO, MARY! IT IS NOT TIME! GET BACK INTO YOUR LITTLE ICE CUBE! Look, I do know that is the one time of 12 months you are related, however there is no cause to make your month any extra related than it already is. Positive, everybody loves Christmas, however the literal day after Halloween is NOT Christmas time. Gradual your roll, Glitter. I wrote about this final 12 months, and I nonetheless consider in it with all my coronary heart. We nonetheless need to rejoice maybe the third most American vacation, after the Fourth of July and Flag Day… and that’s Thanksgiving Day. A day to honor the Pilgrims for attempting to make amends with the Native Individuals by breaking bread after shoving Japanese ailments down their throats. And I will be damned if Nick Cannon’s child mama tries to miss this nationwide day by consuming dinner, watching soccer, pressured tryptophan naps, and leaving household time early to attend in line for pointless Black Friday gross sales. I do know as a ’90s diva you are decided to make every little thing about your self, however not this. Not in the present day! Nobody desires to listen to your high-pitched screech earlier than the Macy’s parade, not to mention earlier than Veterans Day. Help our troops, Mariah, by ready your flip. Furthermore, the vacations should not straightforward for everybody. The truth is, the vacations might be extraordinarily tough for some individuals. Like anybody who’s single and alone, anybody who’s going by way of powerful monetary occasions, or anybody whose grandmother was run over by a reindeer. Present some compassion, Mariah!